Chris ([info]gopconservative) wrote,
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Pucker up America, because I'm about to kiss and tell....the TRUTH.

How Topher are you?

This simple 10-question test will test your grams/Topherocity ratio. Post your answers, and I'll evaluate your Topherocity in a couple days.



1. If someone disagrees with you on a political question, what type of person are they?

2. Fill in the blank: Knock knock? Who's there? ___________!!!

3. You've just said something that got a friend annoyed, but you're not really sorry. What do you say to defuse tension?

4. When you bounce up and down, what do you do with your hands normally?

5. How many guys/girls do you crush on in a given month?

6. Pick a team: Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, Cubs

7. Name one reality show you watch.

8. What do you consider awkward?

9. Name 5 pop groups you like.

10. Who was the worst President of all time, before our current one? Who was the best?


Obviously, there's more than one answer for each question.

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[info]ladypenwrath

January 26 2006, 04:04:13 UTC 6 years ago

1. Someone with his/her own opinions who is allowed said opinions but who is wrong unless he/she can prove otherwise with lots and lots of evidence/

2. INTERRUPTING RAISIN!!!

3. Either: "I'm sorry you feel like that -- can we try to work out why you feel the way you do?" or: Nothing. Maybe that person will make the first move, or it will blow over.

4. Splay them either up in front of me or down at my sides.

5. 1 - 3.

6. Yankees.

7. 'West Wing.'

8. Heh -- you've read that lj entry of mine. The one about Alec's mother.

9. Goo Goo Dolls, Dave Matthews Band (do they count as pop?), Brand New (do *they* count as pop?), Oasis, Five for Fighting.

10. Jackson. Clinton.

[info]ladypenwrath

January 26 2006, 13:03:08 UTC 6 years ago

(And btw, 'West Wing' is the ONLY TV show I watch, and it's what I'd *like* to be reality. So. Yeah.)

[info]hauntedwonder

January 26 2006, 21:59:56 UTC 6 years ago

Why Clinton? Besides the fact he was schtupping Monica, I think he was a pretty decent *president.*

[info]castironroses

January 26 2006, 22:37:29 UTC 6 years ago

She means Jackson was the worst, and Clinton was the best.

[info]hauntedwonder

January 26 2006, 23:11:11 UTC 6 years ago

Gotcha.

[info]ladypenwrath

January 27 2006, 03:25:37 UTC 6 years ago

No no no, Clinton was the good one.

[info]gopconservative

January 28 2006, 18:17:11 UTC 6 years ago

(All scores out of 5)

1. 4. Full Topher assumes he's probably wrong.
2. 1. I don't know that.
3. 2. Occasionally.
4. 3. Sometimes.
5. 5. Basically.
6. 1. Boo.
7. 1. Sorry, automatic.
8. 3. Indisputable.
9. 3 for 5.
10. 1. There is no Topherocity in either of those answers.

24 for 50.

You're 48% Topher!!!

[info]castironroses

January 26 2006, 04:17:48 UTC 6 years ago

1. Entitled.

2. Interrupting cow!

3. I'd probably say "sorry" anyhow. Either that or "aaaaaaaanyway"

4. Hold them next to my stomach.

5. One

6. SOX

7. I don't watch reality TV

8. When someone overhears you say they're annoying/you don't like them/you're mad at them

9. define "pop"

10. You're asking me?

[info]gopconservative

January 28 2006, 18:22:10 UTC 6 years ago

(All scores out of 5)

1. 3. Sort of.
2. 3. I prefer Interrupting blond.
3. 5. Not what I was thinking, but often in practice.
4. 2. Not so much.
5. 3. On an off month.
6. 2. That's better than Yankees...
7. 1. That's terrible.
8. 4. OHMYGOSHYES!!!
9. 2. Stuff that's not as obscure as you kids and your cake.
10. 1. Yes I am.

26 for 50.

You're 52% Topher!!

[info]twacorbies79

January 26 2006, 22:41:36 UTC 6 years ago

1. If someone disagrees with you on a political question, what type of person are they? annoying

2. Fill in the blank: Knock knock? Who's there? Dead Babies!

3. You've just said something that got a friend annoyed, but you're not really sorry. What do you say to defuse tension?
nothing
4. When you bounce up and down, what do you do with your hands normally?
clap?
5. How many guys/girls do you crush on in a given month?
depends
6. Pick a team: Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, Cubs
Yankees all the way
7. Name one reality show you watch.
Celebrity Fit Club
8. What do you consider awkward?
several things...like talking about sex and related topics with people other than peers and parents
9. Name 5 pop groups you like.
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10. Who was the worst President of all time, before our current one? Who was the best?
worst: clinton
best: clinton
*yay confusion*

[info]gopconservative

January 28 2006, 18:25:52 UTC 6 years ago

1. 2. If it's Elena or Ariel.
2. 2. :-)
3. 1. I don't not talk.
4. 5. Thank you!
5. 3. Fair.
6. 1. Boo.
7. 5. Thank you!!!
8. 1. Ehh.
9. 0.
10. 2. I don't know why.

22 out of 50.

You're 44% Topher!

[info]chismoisgod

January 27 2006, 00:02:32 UTC 6 years ago

1 a political one?

2 Banana!

3 um i have to blow my nose

4 um i dont usually bounce

5 tops..2

6 yankees

7 cleebrity fit club

8 parents and friends in one place

9 umm..black eyed peas...?

10 worst is clinton.
best was lincoln. he wasnt a great politicial but he still got the job done

[info]gopconservative

January 28 2006, 18:30:51 UTC 6 years ago

1. 2. Sure.
2. 3. Haha YES!
3. 2. Never thought of it.
4. 0. Well that's a zero.
5. 3. No top though.
6. 1. At least none of you go outside NE...
7. 5. Darn right.
8. 2. Occasionally.
9. 2. Yeah, that counts.
10. 2. Lincoln did get the job done, even if he did curtail a lot of civil rights.

22 out of 50.

You're 44% Topher!

[info]guitarpunk719

March 2 2006, 00:23:11 UTC 6 years ago

dude ny isnt in NE

[info]bullethands

January 27 2006, 01:07:05 UTC 6 years ago

1. inferior.
2. INTERRUPTING RAISIN!!!!!!
3. i'm sorry if i offended you (aka something to create more tension)
4. ummm im a flapper
5. 30 crushes in september, april, june, and november...
6. METS! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!
7. who watches reality shows? losers.
8. saying too much and realizing too late that you said too much
9. if by pop you mean i have a musical education, you can stop right there
10. worst: franklin pierce. him or buchanan. best: lincoln or truman.

[info]gopconservative

January 28 2006, 18:34:48 UTC 6 years ago

1. 1. No.
2. 1. No.
3. 1. No.
4. 3. Because I was in Flapper.
5. 3. Heh, cute.
6. 5!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. 0. Bad.
8. 3. Yes.
9. 1. Stop being clever.
10. 4. That's almost perfect.

22 out of 50.

You're 44% Topher!

[info]bullethands

January 28 2006, 23:53:17 UTC 6 years ago

what are your "5" answers?

[info]l33t_storm

January 27 2006, 02:01:26 UTC 6 years ago

1. Kyle Alpern and/or Will Leonard

2. dead babies! (dammit Dan, you stole mine)

3. "my bad" or "sorry" even if I don't mean it

4. 85% of the time when I'm bouncing up and down I'm DDRing, so...

5. 2 or 3

6. Mets

7. Real World Road Rules Challenge: Gauntlet 2

8. a lot of things

9. turn on the radio, the next five groups that come up

10. no comment

[info]gopconservative

January 28 2006, 18:37:17 UTC 6 years ago

1. 3. HA!
2. 2. :-)
3. 3. Of course.
4. 2. Fair.
5. 4. Right.
6. 5!!!!!!!!
7. 3. A little bit, yeah.
8. 1. That's pretty far from "nothing"
9. 4. Yay!
10. 2. I wouldn't really care.

29 out of 50.

You're 58% Topher!!

[info]l33t_storm

January 28 2006, 23:49:37 UTC 6 years ago

High score for the win?!

o.O

By the way, last night was the most fun I've had in sooo long and I'm in such a good mood because of it.

^^

Anonymous

January 29 2006, 04:02:14 UTC 6 years ago

1. the WRONG type of person

2. Knock knock? Who's there? Your mom!!!

3. I'd still say I'm sorry, since I'm a fantastic person.

4. Clap, I guess...

5. one? two?

6. YANKEES

7. American Idol. Once.

8. Stasey Vishnevetsky. Nuff said.

9. Souldecision, Third Eye Blind, Blink-182, Maroon Five, Vertical Horizon

10. Worst: probably like...Benjamin Harrison or one of those ones no one's heard of, or Andrew Jackson because he GOT IMPEACHED! HAHAHAWTFHAX!!! Best: I dunno...Abraham Lincoln?

-Ben

[info]gopconservative

January 29 2006, 04:11:20 UTC 6 years ago

1. 3. Same idea.
2. 5!!!!!!!!
3. 4. Yup.
4. 5!!!!!!!!!
5. 3. Sort of.
6. 1. BOOOO.
7. 2. Everyone did once.
8. 5. Great.
9. 2 for 5.
10. 3. Nuff.

33 for 50

You're 66% Topher!!

Anonymous

January 29 2006, 04:13:03 UTC 6 years ago

I. Am. Awesome.

[info]guitarpunk719

March 2 2006, 00:19:23 UTC 6 years ago

1. a dumb fuck
2. cargo
3. wanna get lit and jump off my roof?
4. fold them
5. 1-2
6. yankees, biznatch
7. drawn together *snicker*
8. walking in on two ppl making out *YUCK*
9. pop? i like dr. pepper, sprite, pepsi, jone's fufu berry, and mug rootber
10. worst? polk. best? jackson

[info]guitarpunk719

March 2 2006, 00:26:12 UTC 6 years ago

ben
how many times have i told you?
do i have to freak out over blink on EVERYONE's live journal?????
omg ill just have to live with the fact that one of the most musically comlexed bands recording today went and sold out for an album
oh well... :-(
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